1) It's my BDAY TODAY! therefore I give you special birthday monster!
2) I fear snakes more than anything else in the world! So it's my own personal monster. Scaly creeps.
When I was in elementary school i would draw a snake popping out of a cake (it rhymed therefore it was funny) for people's birthday cards. At some point the kids got me to teach them how to draw proper snake/cake cards. For like a year solid everyone got snake in a cake cards.
I really hate snakes and if this happened in real life, i would pee my pants. so don't do it.
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